Cop: Do I smell weed?
Me: Whoever smelt it dealt it
Cop: Fuck.. *handcuffs self*
armisael:

armisael:

me in prison


me in prison part 2

armisael:

armisael:

me in prison

me in prison part 2

tramampoline:

queergh0st:

how come you can name your kid Lily or Rose and that’s totally acceptable but you trying calling em Baby’s Breath and everyone flips

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explosionsoflife:

I’m just gonna leave this here.

Does my uniform make me look fat?
Insecurity guard (via lamapalooza)

kingcheddarxvii:

*competitive melee player voice* got some brawl goin on? not melee but I’ll go a round aha. you only have wii remotes? guy’s c’mon you’re killin me here. pass me the classic controller *bad impression of the announcer* CHOOSE YOUR CHARACTER!! aha. do you guys play stock? I’m…

ethanwearsprada:

THEY DIDNT EVEN POST THE BEST ONES

fitnessfoodfabulous:

astheoddityfallsdown:

veganvibez:

Why is it such a hard concept to grasp that cows milk is for baby cows and not humans

why is it such a hard concept to grasp that soy milk is for baby soybeans and not humans

why is it such a hard concept to grasp that trix are for kids and not rabbits