snorlaxatives:

THIS IS MY FAVORITE PICTURE ON THE INTERNET I S2G

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anus:

leinabby808:

anus:

the scary thing about dating is that you are either going to marry that person or break up

deep thoughts from an anus

i like it deep

condorn:

2young2care-yolo:

condorn:

how do u mute ur parents

actually doing what they tell you to do

thank u 2young2care-yolo

0pirate:

yilisatlas:

bye

she went to a better place

0pirate:

yilisatlas:

bye

she went to a better place

shitshilarious:

put the butter down, motherfucker let me and my wife go.

shitshilarious:

put the butter down, motherfucker let me and my wife go.

fight-0ff-yourdem0ns:

The kids face behind her is my reaction

fight-0ff-yourdem0ns:

The kids face behind her is my reaction

equestrianfangirlswag:

she’s so touched for a moment

fukkkres:

when she ready for round two but you look down and ur meat like

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swagtasticswaggiemcswaggyswag:

what the fuk

unfollower:

i ordered pizza and i was like ‘hey sorry you have to work on thanksgiving’ to the delivery girl and she was like ‘i feel worse for the person ordering pizza on thanksgiving’ ouch

nishlo:

when people jokingly pick on u but its something ur sensitive about

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playstation2chainz:

what kind of horse is this

playstation2chainz:

what kind of horse is this

spaghettipeej:

spaghettipeej:

i think i accidentally ate some of my grandma’s ashes that were on her bed

MY GRANDMA SMOKES I MEANT CIGARETTE ASHES